Donald Trump's ass is discovered inside a trash can.
It turns to us and speaks:
"Many people say that I am the greatest asshole they've ever seen."
Donald Trump's ass pauses for effect,
then ejects several golf balls from itself at random.
"I only like white golf balls," Donald Trump's ass explains.
It then adds that Donald Trump's Ass White Golf Balls can be purchased on the Donald Trump's Ass website.
Thousands line up to kiss Donald Trump's ass.
They deny that it tastes like shit.
They line up to buy Donald Trump's Ass Shit Sandwiches
(great with Donald Trump's Ass Bleach Slurpees.)
But where is the GOP?
Shouldn't someone notify them that Donald Trump's ass is here,
discovered inside this trash can?
The call goes out. Everyone is searching for the GOP,
but finally, in the end (The Donald's own, in fact!),
they are found
like little dung beetles
nine miles up it.
for Sanaa Rizvi's "Allen Ginsberg & the Beat Generation" prompt at Dverse.