Donald Trump's Ass

 Donald Trump's ass is discovered inside a trash can.

It turns to us and speaks:

"Many people say that I am the greatest asshole they've ever seen."

Donald Trump's ass pauses for effect,

then ejects several golf balls from itself at random.

"I only like white golf balls," Donald Trump's ass explains.

It then adds that Donald Trump's Ass White Golf Balls can be purchased on the Donald Trump's Ass website. 

Thousands line up to kiss Donald Trump's ass. 

They deny that it tastes like shit. 

They line up to buy Donald Trump's Ass Shit Sandwiches

(great with Donald Trump's Ass Bleach Slurpees.)

But where is the GOP?

Shouldn't someone notify them that Donald Trump's ass is here,

discovered inside this trash can? 

The call goes out. Everyone is searching for the GOP,

but finally, in the end (The Donald's own, in fact!),

they are found

like little dung beetles

nine miles up it. 

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for Sanaa Rizvi's "Allen Ginsberg & the Beat Generation" prompt at Dverse. 

Chamber Duet II

 See how I love you darling

skittering down the rotten leaf path with a lamp

wearing my delicate gloves and old cardigan

against the chill and damp?

Don't hand me shit about loving sailors now

with their faces like pale wrinkled moons

floating up to sing you shanteys

while you percolate in shallows like a wax Quadroon.

My frail sweetheart, what's become of you?

You used to gild heaven just by looking up.

Now, if we touch, it's with a cypress branch

to roll love's body in the muck.

We really cared once, you know it's true

with every movement meant to please.

Now your sailors adore you with gassy grins

and stultifying ease.

I'll use tiny clippers on a driftwood cello

a balsa fake to echo and bore

a waterside horror to mock two biddies

our love song evermore.

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for Dverse Poetics "After Saint Valentine left the building." 

Advice

 When Chaos shivers you with a thunderous right,

think on beauty, 

think on loveliness.

When your knees forget themselves,

when your bowels disintegrate,

fall as if flying.

When your chin hits the pavement,

when the mighty boot comes down,

think on joy.

Forgive freely.

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for dverse quadrille--"shiver"

Transubstantiation

 "Every time I planted a seed, he said kill it before it grows" --Bob Marley

Here is your cradle, narrower than a matron's squint.

Worlds have been birthed from less.

Tilt your tarmac cap, child. 

Suckle from stars a foreign milk

distant evanescence 

from saudade milled.

Here is your birth-door, jagged as a shiv,

and your unseen bloom, opening in spite of itself,

a spirit shaken loose, dumb with innocence,

just holy enough to make someone want to kill it.

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for Sunday Muse #157.

Musee des Larmes

Your Museum of Tears exhausts the visitor
with unrelieved monochrome. 
Repeat patrons squat and rock, 
pulling their hair,
begging for blindfold and bullet.

There is a booth to check your solutions
which will not be examined.
In lieu of a claim ticket,
special jugs of further tears are dispensed.
Bearers long for the grave or asylum.

Security stops visitors for interrogation.
Why did you make a face at exhibit 45?
Why did you skip the explanatory plaques?
Don't you see how unfair it all is,
and how innocent the artist?

In your Museum of Tears,
the railings are salt-rimmed,
the light fixtures red and swollen.
Several displays repeat in a loop.
Many have hung themselves from the balcony balustrades.

I cannot be a member.
I cannot be a patron.
I cannot be a docent,
Though I hear there is a brand new wing
where whole aquariums bear my name.
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for Sunday Muse #98.

Lamby

Everyone agreed that Lamby was certainly possessed, and that it was high time something was done.

A broken vase had been discovered, and the child accused.
"Lamby did it," said the child, and all heads turned.

The father felt certain that Lamby harbored powerful desires, barely concealed beneath its innocuous expression; desires that would certainly bring ruin and shame upon the family.

The mother was convinced that Lamby seethed with anger and longed to destroy them all in revenge for various wrongs. Did the thing ever close its eyes, even in the dead of night? No, it did not, so busy was the thing in planning its various diabolical machinations.

Lamby was removed from its only advocate, the now distressed and tearful child. "I lied," said the child. "Lamby didn't do it. I did." 

"The thing MADE her do it, and now controls her tongue as well," opined the clergyman, having been summoned to the scene. 

"We need punishment, to restore happiness," said the father.

"We need righteous fury, to restore harmony," said the mother.

"We must destroy it in order that it may be forgiven," thundered the clergyman.

As the three adults danced around the cleansing fire consuming her toy in the front yard, the child ran to a neighbor's house.

"They've gone fucking crazy over there," reported the child.

"Such language," tutted the neighbor, and took the child home, where the broken vase lay forgotten in the foyer.
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A parable for Artistic Interpretations at Real Toads.

Stop

image by Svetlana Belyaeva

Stop showboating.
You, who lived in the walls,
now live in the air.
You, who lived in my heart
now live in the margins of grander stuff.

There are windows.
(You don't care about windows.)
There are borderless nights, and sounds I did not know I could make.
(You don't care about that, either.)

Everything's a brag with you,
while down here it's all cement and stones, glass and goulash.
Shut up for once, I said on that first night, smiling,
when you were sweaty and happy and talking rot.

Now when I say it, I do not smile.
I whisper
and curse you,
every ethereal blameless bit.
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for Sunday Muse #71.